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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
So Hillary lied about her experience being under gunfire
in Botswana back in the 90s. I guess if you don't have any
credibility you have to make it up. It's just too bad for
her there was all that news coverage of her in complete
comfort and safety the entire time she was there.
Although I did read that she suffered a near debilitating
hangnail while she was there.
I guess if you are a politician you start to forget about
all of those cameras staring you in the face all the time.
I definitely remember the last time I was in front of a
camera. And I wouldn't want that footage on the evening
news either. In fact, I should find that tape and destroy
it in case the kids ever find it. Lord knows what kind of
therapy they would need after seeing me do that to their
mother.
Camera-shy-ly,
TZ
"People magazine has published the first pictures of Jennifer
Lopez's twins. I got all excited and went out and bought the
magazine...and it's pictures of her children! Not what I ex-
pected at all." -Craig Ferguson
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I played golf with a drug company sales rep. He told me of
a drug that his company has under development. This drug
sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends
that they consider buying stock in the company.
The drug is called "Gingko Viagra," and its function is to
help you remember what the fuck you are doing.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
I drink in moderation. 'Moderation' is an imaginary place that
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I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.
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One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops
in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both
of his legs, then throws away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory
to tell the priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says, 'Son, you've just
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'Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water.'
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