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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Steve, the hack who writes The Daily Groaner, just bought a
house with his fiancee and he was trying to recruit people
in the office to help him move at the end of the month after
his close.
"Hey, TZ, do you think you'd be able to spare an afternoon
to help me move?"
"I don't think so, Steve," I said wincing and rubbing my back,
"I threw out my back again and I don't want to aggravate it
with any heavy lifting."
"What did you do, golf again?"
"No," I answered, "I was banging that hot little fiancee of
yours."
Excusingly,
TZ
"If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to
do rimshots during the vows." -Sam Kinison
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A woman calls her lawyer and asks... "With all the lawsuits
going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear
people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer
and others are suing McDonalds because they got fat."
"And which one of those categories do you fit under?"
"Neither," says the women. "I just want to know if I can sue
Budweiser for all the ugly men I've slept with."
"Dancing With the Stars is back. Women love men who dance
well. They think that men who are passionate and thrilling
dancers will be passionate and thrilling in bed. And it's
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-Craig Ferguson
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A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made
a special effort to be with his family on the weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year old grand-
daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really
didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came
to the rescue and took their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs
to see her grandfather.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
"Oh yes, Papa" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We
didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shithead anywhere
we went today!"
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