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LAFF A DAY - Friday, April 25, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I need to start getting back into shape. Better than golf
shape, I mean. The other night I got winded going down on
my wife.
Exhaustedly,
TZ
"It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the
same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite
book. Well, actually it was a magazine." --Tom Arnold
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An Australian scientist has invented a bra which offers
more support and prevents a woman's breasts from bouncing
up and down.
After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken
outside where a large group of men beat the shit out of
him.
"Paris Hilton in going to star in a new reality show where
she looks for a new best friend to replace Nicole Richie.
So far the front-runner to replace Nicole is a No. 2 pencil."
-Conan O'Brien
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Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First
Grade class."
Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery
School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "That's nothing. I
can remember going to the senior prom with my dad, and
coming home with my mom."
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
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