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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, April 8, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Has anyone been reading about the attacks on the Olympic
torch bearers? It's absolutely bizarre.
A couple days ago the torch was in Paris where a number of
runners carried it in a relay through the city. At one point
the torch was given to a woman in a wheelchair. How she
pushed her chair while carrying a torch is beyond me, but
not long after it was given to her of bunch of protesters
mobbed her and tried to extinguish the flame.
This is all planned by Tibetan separatists who think the
Chinks are inhuman monsters and shouldn't be hosting the
Olympics (well, the commies, anyway).
I can't say about that. But leave it to the French to attack
a woman in a wheelchair.
TZ
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
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