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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was watching Dirty Dancing the other night (hey, it was
two o'clock in the morning and I couldn't sleep) and at the
end of the movie was the scene where Patrick Swayze busts
into the dining room at the club and tells Jerry Orbach,
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
And then they have the exciting dance scene where Swayze
puts his hands on Jennifer Grey's cooch during the lift.
But I couldn't help thinking what kind of pussy the father
was in the movie. Particularly as a father.
Could you imagine some oily 25 or 26-year-old lounge dancer
banging your 16-year-old daughter?
If I were that dad they would have found Johnny Castle in
the woods about ten days later with two slugs in his head.
Paternally,
TZ
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Apprentice.' But the audition went great — only two people
killed." -Dave Letterman
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Why Golf Beats Sex:
1. A below par performance is considered good.
2. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and
beer.
3. It is much easier to find the sweet spot.
4. Foursomes are encouraged.
5. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
6. Three times a day is possible.
7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with
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8. You can do it every day.
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"I should pop a cap in yo ass fo what you jus did, but
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A father and his 6 year-old son attended a horse auction.
The father decided to check out a horse prior to bidding.
The father ran his hands up and down the horse's legs,
face, and rump. The little boy asked, "Dad, what are you
doing?"
The father replied, I'm interested in buying this horse
and I'm checking it out."
The little boy's eyes became as big as saucers and he
blurted out, "Dad, we have to go home now!"
The father was puzzled and asked him, "Why do we have to
go home right this minute?!"
The boy replied, "Because, the UPS man was there yesterday
and I think he wants to buy Mom!"
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