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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Sometimes I'm a little slow on hearing the news. I just
found out that Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann
on 'Gilligan's Island', was busted for pot possession when
I read the Craig Ferguson quote below.
Boy, that brought back a lot of memories, about Mary Ann I
mean, not pot possession.
There has always been a big debate about who was hotter,
Ginger or Mary Ann, but I was always a Mary Ann man. If she
wasn't the first woman I ever jerked off to she was probably
the second. Something about those pig tails and the shirt
tied up to expose her tanned belly and those short-shorts
barely containing her curvy....
You know what...let's get on with the jokes, I think I'm
going to go spank it to some sweet memories of Dawn Wells
just for old time's sake.
TZ
"Our top story tonight: Dawn Wells, the actress who plays
Mary Ann on 'Gilligan's Island' was arrested after sheriff's
deputies saw her swerving. They pulled her over and found
some half-smoked joints and a bong made out of a coconut, I
think." -Craig Ferguson
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Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love. One said,
"Would you believe that out of them ot of all the women I've
been with not a one of them was a virgin? It'd be nice if
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"Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out of all the women
I've been with I've only had two virgins myself; my wife and
yours."
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