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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, March 18, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I just watched a video clip from CNN that I thought was
enlightening. House minority leader John Boehner called the
immigration legislation working its way through congress
right now a piece of shit (his words, folks).
Why? Some of the provisions in this proposed new law are as
follows...
Illegal aliens would be given legal status 24 hours after
their application is filed even without a complete background
check.
Taxpayers (that's you in case you forgot) will be paying for
the immigration attorneys to represent illegal aliens.
New 'temporary' resident alien visas will be able to be re-
newed indefinitely...making them, in essence, permanent.
Also, illegal alien gang members (some 30,000 of them) will
also get amnesty, all they have to do is say they don't want
to be gang members any more. Easy enough.
But just because everybody's a citizen now don't get worried
about having to pay any annoying back taxes you may have
accumulated for all the money you earned here while working
illegally all those years. The back taxes are waived.
And that's just the foreplay. If this bill gets approved you
will be paying Mexico incentives to keep Mexican citizens in
their own country, money for schools and free healthcare.
Everybody knows immigration is the backbone of this country,
it says so right on the Statue of Liberty, but if insanity
like this gets passed everything's going to hell, folks.
TZ
"It's been reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service name
is Renegade, and Hillary Clinton's Secret Service name is
Evergreen. Meanwhile, John McCain's Secret Service name is
Enlarged Prostate." -Conan O'Brien
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"Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina
for a day"
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20
feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE
closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for
more, without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have
it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with
a vagina...
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.!
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Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when
her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and
hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.)
That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina.
That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but last night when I came into you and
daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do
you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
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