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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The other day I was listening to a friend of mine going off
on the French.
"They hate us," he raved, "which is fine, because the feeling
is mutual. They're all a bunch of cigarette-smoking, beret-
wearing socialists who drink their own pee. French chicks
don't even shave their legs or armpits, you know!"
"Maybe," I countered, "but the French were our buddies during
the Revolutionary War. They helped us gain our independence
from England and gave us the Statue of Liberty."
"Yeah? What have they done for us lately?"
I thought about it for a moment, "They gave us Tcheky Karyo
and Gerard Depardieu."
"Who's Tcheky Karyo?"
"He's the guy who played that French major in 'The Patriot'
with Mel Gibson."
"Yeah, he was pretty good in that."
"See what I mean?"
"But he's probably a homo."
Unconvincingly,
TZ
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