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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, April 3, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
It's finally starting to look like spring outside, which
means any weekend now the wife is going to start giving me
outside projects to do. Clean the gutters, edge the lawn,
take down the Christmas lights, etc..
I suppose I could distract her for a few more weekends with
marathons of sweaty, sticky, circus-sex leaving her too sore
and exhausted to think about anything other than sitting in
a bath of warm water.
Which means I should probably figure out where I stored that
edger.
TZ
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A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face
is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the
world happened to you, buddy?"
The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and
I called her a two-bit whore."
"Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
Q: What would you call 3.1416 vaginas?
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Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror,
after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of
ability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for
help. "God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote
my life to you," She prayed.
And just like that...her ears fell off.
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