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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, April 10, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The rain is coming down hard here in the Chicago area.
We're supposed to get three inches by tomorrow. For some
reason rain always makes me think of sex. Maybe it's all
that moisture.
Unfortunately my wife says rain always makes her think
of yeast infections.
Explain that one to me.
Bewildered-ly,
TZ
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means
you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
--Unknown
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The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly
ordered the few remaining customers, the tellers, clerks,
and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor,
behind the counter.
One nervous blonde pulled off all her clothes and lay down
on the floor facing upwards.
"Turn over, Cindy!" whispered the girl lying beside her...
"This is a stick-up not an office party."
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A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the United States
Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming
ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seemed that, after years of the ranchers using the tried
and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators,
the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they
proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males
castrated, then let loose again...and thus the population
would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the
Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's association by Sierra Club
and USFS.
Well, all the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for
a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back stood
up, kicked his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you
understand the problem." These coyotes ain't fuckin' our
sheep....they're eatin' 'em."
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