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LAFF A DAY - Monday, May 12, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Phew! What a Mother's Day. Her mother. My mother. The kids'
mother! North side, south side. Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
And at the end of it all the kids are all crabby and crying
from being exhausted from driving around since nine o'clock
in the morning.
And that's when the Mother's Day beatings started.
Problem-solvingly,
TZ
"Democrats are really trying to pressure Hillary to drop
out. She hasn't faced this much pressure from another
Democrat since Bill tried to get her into a three-way."
-Craig Ferguson
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
"Jenna Bush is getting married over the weekend. Dick Cheney
will be there, so it'll be a shotgun wedding."
-David Letterman
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A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the
register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he
asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up
to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to
unzip his pants. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of
sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was
his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed
some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to unzip his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the
intercom and said... "Cleanup, Register 5."
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