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LAFF A DAY - Friday, May 2, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Welcome to another edition of, "TZ, you're a lazy, two-bit,
four flushin', worthless excuse of a man". Today we'll be
examining... Nothing. Because that's the kind of guy I am.
Let's go straight to the jokes.
Briefly,
TZ
"They say animal behavior can warm you when an earthquake is
coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our
family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona."
--Bob Hope
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A comedian is sitting at the bar of a comedy club late one
night when a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, "I
saw you perform tonight, and you're the funniest guy I've
ever seen. I want to take you home and give you the hottest
night of sex you're ever had."
The comedian looks at her and says, "Did you see the first
show or the second show?"
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
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Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,
"Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing.
I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long
gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive
you." They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back
swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've
been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since
we're being honest with each other, I have something to
tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change
operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can
forgive me."
The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then threw
a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the
ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf
cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by
one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable
deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart
and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the
ladies' tees!"
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