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LAFF A DAY - Friday, April 4, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
One of the girls in the office was complaining about a stiff
neck.
"I can barely turn my head," she was saying, "and the worst
part is I don't even know how I got it."
"I bet I know how you got it." I said, winking at her.
She shook her head in disgust, "Not everything is about sex,
TZ."
"If it isn't, you should lie. It'll make your husband look
good."
"I don't have to lie for my husband," she answered.
"I wish my wife would lie for me."
Honestly,
TZ
"Barack Obama said today that he would consider Al Gore to
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The government announced today that it is changing its
emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the
government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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