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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, May 1, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I received an amusing email from one of my readers that makes
a perverse kind of sense. I thought I would share it to give
my U.S. readers a perspective on how some spectators over-seas
view what's going on here in the States.
We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are
even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer,
married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married
to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married
to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer
distributorship.
Is there a contest here?
Objectively,
TZ
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Did you know that in the human body, there is a nerve that
connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal
optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty
outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see
if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
"Researchers at Yale University say that chocolate may be
good for pregnant women. However, they say it is not good
for women who just look pregnant." -Jay Leno
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Three women are at a cocktail party. The first woman says,
"My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two
weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior
demeanor.
The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a
new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with
you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material
possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to
shoulder on my husband's erect penis."
The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got
a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you.
We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going
to my parent's house for two weeks."
The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be
honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me
a Ford."
"Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to
make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg.
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