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LAFF A DAY - Friday, March 28, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
For some reason everyone in the office was in a complaining
mood this morning.
Steve kicked the whole thing off, "Look at that asshole in
the parking lot who parked across two spaces. Guys like that
really piss me off."
"You know what pisses me off," said Erin, one of the admin-
istrators, "are people who park their cars at the pumps at
the gas station and then go inside and shop. Just pump and
go!"
"Perfectly able-bodied fat-asses who get on the elevator and
ride the ten feet up to the second floor while the stairs
are right there piss me off," contributed Clean Laffs Joe.
"You know what pisses me off?" I said. "When you take a chick
out, buy her drinks and a nice meal and then she won't put
out."
Expectingly,
TZ
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Conswelo, a Mexican maid announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco
that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in
the family way."
The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who
the father could be.
The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."
Mrs. Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.
"Well," Conswelo explained, "I go to the library to clean
it and your husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the
living room to clean and your son say 'You are in my way'.
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A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box
of crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put
it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her
the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would
the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise
your hand?"
Not one hand went up.
So she took them home and ate them herself.
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