Publication: Laff A Day
It was a busy weekend. | |
Subscribe FREE to Laff A Day by clicking here.
LAFF A DAY - Monday, March 24, 2008
*************************************************************
Greetings Laff Lovers,
It was a busy weekend.
Hours spent hiding from visiting in-laws: 4
Children beaten: 2
Hours of television: 8
Hours spent doing chores for the wife: 2
Orgasms: 2
Orgasms with the wife: 0
Industriously,
TZ
"Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has reportedly entered
therapy for a sex addiction. Spitzer said his therapy is
going well and that his therapist has a fantastic rack."
-Conan O'Brien
SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
Normal Price: $19.99 each
DEAL PRICE: $14.99 for a Set of Two Candles
It looks like a regular candle, it flickers like a regular
candle, but it is so much easier and safer!
No heat, no melted wax to clean up. This is perfect for use
outside because the "flame" won't blow out, and perfect for
inside events because there is no danger or mess. Use it alone
or in your favorite holder or sconce. The light flickers exactly
like a wick flame. 5" tall, 3" diameter. A neat idea for your
kid's or teen's room where you might not want an open flame. Take
it with you on your travels to make hotel rooms feel like home.
This battery operated LED flickering pillar candle can be used
anywhere you would use a regular pillar candle, and many places
you wouldn't. To see a picture or order visit:
SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
Two 90 year olds had been dating for some time, when the man
told the woman, I think it's time we had sex, don't you? She
agreed, and they had sex.
Afterward, as they were laying in bed, the old man thinks to
himself, "My God, if I had known that she was a virgin, I
would have been more gentle with her!"
Meanwhile, the old woman was thinking to herself, "My God,
if I had known that the old geezer could really get it up,
I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
The Best of Baretta on DVD - Just $9.99
The popular 70's TV show is now available in this special
collectible 'Best of' DVD. You get the pilot episode and
then two specially selected ones.
Join Baretta, his pet cockatoo, Rooster and Fats in this
classic TV show that is even better now. And at only $9.99
it's easy to add or start your collection. Visit:
The Best of Baretta on DVD
A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He
asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her
knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals,
looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying
the whole business.
After a couple minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of
peeved voice, "Well, what are you doing?"
She said, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with
no money - just looking."
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Laffaday forum. Check it out here...Laffaday Forum
------------------------------------------------------------
*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***
It's Available. The Laffaday Book... Check it out, it's
F-R-E-E (you pay s&h). For more info or to order visit:
Laffaday Book
------------------------------------------------------------
To see more issues like this visit: Laff A Day Archives
Visit the Laff A Day Website here: http://www.laffaday.com
More FUN and AMUSEMENT sent by email: www.gophercentral.com
____________________________________________________________
END OF LAFF A DAY
Copyright 2008 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.
 E-Mail this issue
Subscribe FREE to Laff A Day by clicking here.
|