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LAFF A DAY - Friday, March 21, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Do you think we get more or less emotionally sensitive as
we get older? A friend of mine was telling me about his
breakup with the latest in a long string of girlfreinds.
It was bad. They had a big fight. There was yelling and
name calling. Then he told me the last thing he said to
her, "I didn't believe in Heaven until I met you. Now I'm
afraid of Hell."
"Subtle, man," I told him, "subtle."
TZ
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A co-worker told George that George's wife was being un-
faithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George's
best friend. Worried and hurt, George ran home at 1:30
to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said George. "Don't start such terrible rumors!
That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him."
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The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of
the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in
his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further,
Charlene, tell me do you have any special fetishes that I
should take into account in bed?"
"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have
a foot fetish...but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or
eight inches."
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