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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I got into a rather bizarre discussion with a friend of mine
the other day and I would like to get your opinion on the
subject.
We were talking about personal hygiene (don't bother asking
how we got there) and he told me his girlfriend routinely
gets the 'Brazilian Wax'.
Now, I always thought a Brazilian Wax meant getting the side-
walls done so that no hair is visible even when a woman is
wearing those French cut panties or bikinis, but apparently
this also includes the asshole.
Not that I was a big man-whore before I was married, but I
have seen more than a couple women naked, and I have never
seen a woman with so much hair south of the border that she
needed her brown eye waxed.
I don't think I much approve of this practice. Some women
are completely hairless around the back door and others may
have a ring of very fine hairs, but is that really worth
having some strange person slathering hot, dripping wax all
over your partner's most sensitive (second most sensitive)
opening?
My opinion is...it is perfectly natural and normal and
unless you have to shampoo and condition the crack of your
ass separately from the rest of your body leave that area
the hell alone!
Contradictorily,
TZ
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FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not
a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who
loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks. When
he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is
gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and
begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my
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I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never
attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns
a liquor store.
Amen
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A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning
enthusiasm for the sport.
"These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one
complained.
"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one
of the others.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them
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