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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I had kind of a bizarre conversation the other day. Well,
bizarre for the person I was talking to, anyway.
A friend and I were having lunch and I was explaining to him
about my new high-fiber diet which I've been struggling to
stick to for the last couple months.
"So, you eat lots of wheat germ, apples and carrots every
day, just so you can take a dump? Huh, I just wake up to a
cigarette and a cup of coffee. Works for me every time."
"So, you're saying there's a health benefit to your vices?"
I asked rhetorically.
"I guess so."
"I wonder if gay guys have good shits," I speculated. "Maybe
that's a benefit of anal sex."
"I'll stick to cigarettes and coffee, thanks."
Silver-liningly,
TZ
"According to Self magazine, one in four women say they have
negative thoughts about their body during sex. See, why do
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probably thinking about some other woman's body anyway. Don't
worry about it." --Jay Leno
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The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's
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"No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes it
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"This week in Spain, a 67 year-old woman gave birth to twins,
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Drunk guy: "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before
the devil knows you're dead!"
Drunk girl: "What's that mean?"
Drunk guy: "It's an Irish toast."
Drunk girl: "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon."
Drunk guy: "Huh?"
Drunk girl: "That's French toast."
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