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CAT NIPS - Friday, November 16, 2007
"Stories, Facts & Tips on the World's Most Popular Pet"
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Dear Fellow Ailurophile!
Since it is Friday here is a little bit of light humor
to start off the weekend....Enjoy!
How did the cat feel after the dog chased it through a
screen door?
^,,^ Strained.
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Cassie Cattails
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Keep Cats Out of the Planters
To help keep cats out of flower planters indoors, save
your rose branch cuttings and stick them in the box soil
straight up (small branches, please). Otherwise the cats
push them out of the way if they are laying down. They
should eventually get the idea that this box is off
limits.
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The Roll a Piano Portable Electric Piano
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rhythms, the Roll a Piano gives you the flexibility to
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Equipped with a built-in speaker, volume control and head-
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CATNIP PLANTS
The catnip plant contains an oil called hepetalactone which
does for cats what marijuana does to some people. Not all
cats react to it; those that do appear to enter a trancelike
state. A positive reaction takes the form of the cat snif-
fing the catnip, then licking, biting, chewing it, rub &
rolling on it repeatedly, purring, meowing & even leaping
in the air.
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20 LED PIVOT LANTERN/DESK LAMP
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This quality lantern will light up your workspace or any room.
Great for emergency or everyday use. Pivotal lamp head directs
light anywhere you need it. 20 Long-life LED lights last for up
to 100,000 hours. So versatile, you can use it on a desk, for
your backyard, workshop, camping, outages and more.
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To see a picture of this or to order, visit:
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-- FROM THE "CAT SCRAPS" FILE:
"Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog--a cat's a
cat." -- T.S. Eliot
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Be Back With You On Tuesday --- Stay Safe - Cassie Cattails
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