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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 7th 2006
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Good Morning Groanies,
So my parents are going to Jamaica all next week leaving
Genevieve, Jolynn and I at home alone. It's kinda exciting
because it gives us a chance to be on our own.
It used to be that when my parents went out of town it
would give me change to have friends over for a party.
Now I can't wait to just spend some time alone at home
with my two girls.
But best of all, I get to sit in my dad's recliner and
not worry about moving. It's going to be a great week.
Groaningly yours,
Sean
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"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the
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The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies
are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at
the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on
with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the
biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one
more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your
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shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says............
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk
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