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Greetings,
Has everybody recovered from Thanksgiving? I haven't. I don't
know why I did it...but something possessed me to have a
turkey sandwich for breakfast this morning. And now I'm
regretting it. Maybe it wasn't just the turkey sandwich, but
the stuffing I put on it and all the gravy I soaked it in.
Probably not the best way to start out the day, but when I
start eating turkey I just can't seem to stop!
Campbell
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
Rearrange the following letters to form the title of a 1980
movie.
VAMPIRE IN JET BAN
MOVIE QUOTE:
"I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head
of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that
Syracuse team."
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Orlando & Kirsten Dating...
Orlando Bloom is reportedly dating former co-star Kirsten
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Orlando split from Kate Bosworth earlier this year but has
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of their movie 'Elizabethtown' last year, but both were in
other relationships at the time... Orlando with Kate, and
Kirsten with Jake Gyllenhaal.
It is believed the pair have been dating for over a month
and were recently spotted cozying up to one another at the
Chateau Marmont hotel.
A source said "Kirsten and Orlando are definitely more than
just good friends now. They were kissing and cuddling in
the corner of the lobby bar and didn't seem to care who saw
them."
A friend of Orlando's insists he is smitten with Kirsten
because she is fun loving and not obsessed with appearance
or weight like so many other young actresses.
The pal said: "It's so much fun for him to be with her
because she is carefree and not obsessed about fattening
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worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room.
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
-------------------- Orgasm for Peace ----------------------
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immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm
Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace. "The orgasm gives out
an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,"
Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a
meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make
a change." The couple are no strangers to sex and social
activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy
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people to channel their sexual energy into something more
positive. "The dream is to have everyone in the world (take
part)," Reffell said. "And if that means laying down your gun
for a few minutes, then hey, all the better."
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
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CLEAN LAFFS:
My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from
the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which of
two sandwiches was better.
The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first
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look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************
Paul Simon - Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes
Some incredible footage of Paul Simon and the entire band
performing Diamonds On The Soles of Her Shoes on Saturday
Night Live accompanies commentary by Paul and his musicians
on the background and motivation for the song.
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
Rearrange the following letters to form the title of a 1980
movie.
VAMPIRE IN JET BAN
TEASE ANSWER: PRIVATE BENJAMIN.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head
of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that
Syracuse team."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Paul Newman as Reggie Dunlop in "Slap Shot"
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