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GOPHER BITS - Friday, September 8, 2006
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Greetings,
Hey! Cloudy, damp and cool here in the Chicago area for the
weekend. Fall doesn't waste time around this part of the
country. By the way, make sure you check out the video clip
at the bottom of the page. I'm still shivering. Eeeew...
Campbell
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
What unusual property do the words FLOUR, TERN, and THIRSTY
have in common?
MOVIE QUOTE: "You're wearing fish boots?"
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Not So Simple Life...
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
------- Owner of Pet Python Sadly Becomes Hiss-tory --------
LANESVILLE, Ind. - A family's pet python is to blame for the
death of its 23-year-old owner, who was crushed to death by
the 14-foot snake. The python was found loose in a southern
Indiana shed with Patrick Von Allmen's body. Family members
said Von Allmen told them he was going to treat the snake
for a medical condition, and was alone in the shed with the
python for about three hours before his body was found.
"When you're dealing with a wild animal species, you take
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
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******************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *********************
Tarantuala Collecting
Some people collect stamps, others collect Pokemon. This
clip shows a husband and wife team of tarantula collectors.
They have an entire room full of different species, because
one just isn't enough.
View it at: Tarantuala Collecting
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
What unusual property do the words FLOUR, TERN, and THIRSTY
have in common?
TEASE ANSWER:
Remove one letter from each word and they all spell a number:
FOUR, TEN, and THIRTY.
MOVIE QUOTE: "You're wearing fish boots?"
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Mickey (Louis Lombardi) in "Suicide Kings"
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