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Comment The Post Below...
Greetings,
I snuck out yesterday afternoon and saw the new Superman
movie. Wow. Long movie, but totally awesome. Of course,
it doesn't have the charm of Gene Hackman beating the hell
out of Ned Beatty in every other scene, but I think the
cutting-edge special effects and edge-of-your-seat action
sequences make up for it.
Campbell
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
Jimmy and John were playing a game of pool. Jimmy broke,
but sunk none of the balls. John carefully aimed. He hit
the 1 ball, which ricocheted off of the 8 ball and the 8
ball went into the pocket. However Jimmy did not win the
game. Why not?
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
Jimmy and John were playing a game of pool. Jimmy broke,
but sunk none of the balls. John carefully aimed. He hit
the 1 ball, which ricocheted off of the 8 ball and the 8
ball went into the pocket. However Jimmy did not win the
game. Why not?
TEASE ANSWER:
Jimmy and John were playing 9-ball pool. In 9-ball, it is
okay if you pocket the 8-ball early (providing you hit the
lowest ball on your shot). Whereas in regular 8-ball pool,
pocketing the 8-ball early will make you lose the game.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Terence Stamp as General Zod in "Superman II"
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