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GOPHER BITS - Friday, January 26, 2007
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Greetings,
There's only one thing to talk about this week, and that's
Da Bears! The Monsters of the Midway. Or as they're known
around this town...the greatest football team ever. Usually
we go to one party or another for Super Bowl (I've even
hosted a couple), but this year I've been thinking about
going to a bar just to be there and experience it. Because
if...I'm sorry...WHEN The Bears win it is going to be a mad
house in any and every Chicago bar. If you've never suddenly
become best friends with about 500 strangers packed into
a smokey, smelly bar then you probably don't know what I'm
talking about, but it's worth the experience!
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
Here are instructions for a die and counter:
When the die shows an even number on top, the counter moves
two places forward in addition to the number on the die. When
the die shows an odd number on top, the counter moves one
place back in addition to the number on the die.
Assuming the counter starts on zero, on what number will the
counter be after seven throws of the die, producing the
following numbers on top: 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 5.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who
needs a haircut."
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Rockers Have A Wild Night Out...
The legend of Tommy Lee continues. After performing a few
nights ago with Supernova, his rock band with Dave Navarro
and Gilby Clarke, at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Holly-
wood, Tommy took over the deejay booth at Pangaea with a
petite brunette sitting on his shoulders. Groupies went
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
--------- British Skateboarder Crosses Australia -----------
BRISBANE, Australia - A British skateboarder has set a world
record for completing a 3,638 mile trek across Australia.
Dave Cornthwaite, riding atop Elsa, his skateboard, began
his journey in August and finished this month in Brisbane,
Sky News reported Monday. "A lot of people said it was im-
possible to skate across Australia," Cornthwaite said.
"It's not." The 27-year-old skateboarder averaged 38 miles
a day on his journey and raised thousands of dollars for
three children's charities. "I dodged King Brown snakes on
the road and had to skate through 40 degrees Celsius (104
degrees Fahrenheit) of heat, which is not easy for a pale
skinned, red haired Briton," he told Sky News. "I don't
know what's normal anymore." Cornthwaite said his only
accident on the voyage happened near the end. "Typical,
isn't it? More than 5000 kilometers (2,485 miles) down -
no falls - I actually hadn't fallen that severely before.
Never get too cocky."
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
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her heart and troubles to the church's appointed marriage
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************
Shrek The Third (Trailer)
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
Here are instructions for a die and counter:
When the die shows an even number on top, the counter moves
two places forward in addition to the number on the die. When
the die shows an odd number on top, the counter moves one
place back in addition to the number on the die.
Assuming the counter starts on zero, on what number will the
counter be after seven throws of the die, producing the
following numbers on top: 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 5.
TEASE ANSWER: 14.
The results are as follows:
1st throw (6) = 8
2nd throw (4) = 14
3rd throw (3) = 10
4th throw (1) = 8
5th throw (2) = 12
6th throw (6) = 20
7th throw (5) = 14
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who
needs a haircut."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: Dennis Hopper as Billy in "Easy Rider"
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