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Comment The Post Below...
Greetings,
Can you believe tomorrow's April already? I wouldn't, but
my wife keeps reminding me. She keeps reminding me that
the weather is getting nicer and it's about that time to
start the outside chores. So this weekend, I'm going to
get my fishing equipment together and start getting my gear
ready for softball season.
Have a Great Weekend!
Campbell
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
For every number, read the lettered clues and try to find
what that clue refers to. Once you have found out all the
words in that section, put them together to try to make a
single, larger word. The lettered clues are in the order
they are in the word. The spelling may be off, so you will
have to sound it out.
Example:
A) Not out: _ _
B) One two three: _ _ _ _
C) Slang for mother: _ _
D) To avoid: _ _ _ _
Answer:
in-four-ma-shun
Information
Try the following.
1)
a) Plus: _ _ _
b) Opening for fumes: _ _ _ _
c) Of course!: _ _ _ _
2)
a) Before suffix: _ _ _
b) Did convey: _ _ _ _
c) 1st in alphabet: _
d) Avoid: _ _ _ _
3)
a) 5th in alphabet: _
b) Joke: _ _ _ _
c) Deliberate intention: _ _ _ _ _
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the
right broom."
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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******************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *******************
Not Model Behavior....
Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested in New York City and
booked on Thursday morning. The charge? Assault... She
allegedly threw an object at her assistant hitting her on
the head. Word is her assistant had to go to the hospital
and receive stitches at a nearby hospital.
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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ***************
--------- Senior 'calendar girls' save courthouse ---------
INDIANAPOLIS - Seven senior women, ages 76 to 94, just about
took it all off for a calendar to raise money to save an
Indiana courthouse -- and it worked. A vote by Randolph
County Commissioners to rescind their decision to raze the
county courthouse is being credited in part to the calendar.
"We all feel sure that thing would have been long gone if we
hadn't done the calendar," Eileen Herron, an 87-year-old
Farmland resident known to calendar buyers as "Miss October,"
told the Indianapolis Star. The calendar, which netted more
than $20,000, shows the women mostly disrobed -- but pre-
serving their honor with strategically placed small replicas
of the 19th century courthouse.
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Relive One of the Man In Black's Greatest Performances
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******************** WEEKLY JOKES *********************
LAFF A DAY:
Alex had hurt his finger while working on his model airplane.
He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better.
On the way to the store a little later, Alex fell off his bike
and scraped his knee. He ran to his mother, who kissed it and
made it better.
Returning from the store, Alex ran into the town bully, who
kicked him in a very private part of his anatomy. Alex rushed
home. His mother said, "Son, you're getting more like your
father every day!"
(WARNING! Contains adult humor and language)
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CLEAN LAFFS:
A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early
breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and
coffee that the farmer's wife had prepared for them.
Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day,
the farmer told the hired man he might as well go ahead
and eat his dinner too.
The hired man didn't say a word, but filled his plate a
second time and proceeded to eat.
After awhile the farmer said, "We've got so much work to do
today, you might as well eat your supper now too."
Again, the hired man didn't respond but refilled his plate
a third time and continued to eat.
Finally, after eating his third plate of food, the hired man
pushed back his chair & began to take off his shoes.
"What are you doing?" the farmer asked.
The hired man replied, "I don't work after supper."
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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************
Dane Cook At The DMV
Let's face it? spending a day at the DMV is not what you
want to do on any day. Watch and listen to Dane Cook
describe what a typical experience is like. This is hil-
arious but it's also true.
View it at: Dane Cook At The DMV
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
1)
a) Plus: _ _ _
b) Opening for fumes: _ _ _ _
c) Of course!: _ _ _ _
2)
a) Before suffix: _ _ _
b) Did convey: _ _ _ _
c) 1st in alphabet: _
d) Avoid: _ _ _ _
3)
a) 5th in alphabet: _
b) Joke: _ _ _ _
c) Deliberate intention: _ _ _ _ _
TEASE ANSWER:
1) Adventure (add-vent-sure)
2) Presentation (pre-sent-a-shun)
3) Equipment (e-quip-meant)
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the
right broom."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Will Smith as Alex 'Hitch" Hitchens in "Hitch"
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