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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
With a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, can
you explain the quickest way to time a boiling egg for 15
minutes?
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking
dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba,
go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?"
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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******************** CELEBRITY NOOZ ********************
Kevin Smith, who also acts (he's Silent Bob), was attending
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a question-and-answer session with fans.
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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ***************
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scratch-off lottery tickets in 20 days. Harold Gray, a self-
employed contractor, buys one scratch ticket every day, and
last month won $250,000. Tuesday, his wife's 39th birthday,
he bought a ticket worth $100,000, the Beaufort Gazette
reported. "I had to go home and take a little medication to
calm me down," Gray said. "I feel like I have a horseshoe
stuck up my behind." He and his wife had already booked a
cruise to the Bahamas later this month after their first win,
but neither said they would quit their jobs. Gray said he
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retirement.
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******************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************
LAFF A DAY:
After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I
was admitted to the delivery room with my wife.
It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally an-
nounced, "I've got the head now; just a few more minutes."
"Is it a girl or boy?" I asked excitedly.
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CLEAN LAFFS:
Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I saw a scary
sight. As a woman loaded groceries into her trunk, her
shopping cart began to roll away. The scary part? It was
heading straight for my car.
She ran after it, but was too late...the cart slammed into
my driver's side door. "How bad's the damage?" I called out,
running toward her.
"Bad," she said, gathering her groceries. "I broke at least
a dozen eggs."
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******************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *********************
Fight Scene - Happy Gilmore
Watch as Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) pairs up with Bob
Barker in the Pepsi Pro-AM and instead of fighting the
heckler; he fights Bob Barker and they both can take a
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
With a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, can
you explain the quickest way to time a boiling egg for 15
minutes?
TEASE ANSWER:
Start both hour glasses as the egg is dropped in the boiling
water. When the sand stops running in the 7-minute hourglass,
turn it over. When the sand stops running in the 11-minute
hourglass, turn the 7-minute hourglass over and leave the
11-minute hourglass. When the sand stops in the 7-minute
hourglass, 15 minutes will have elapsed.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking
dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba,
go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?"
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in "Big Daddy"
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