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Greetings,
In case you didn't know it...this is the last weekend of
summer. After this it's rain, sleet, snow and ice, streets
covered in salt and triple digit heating bills. So every-
body has homework this weekend to get outside and do some-
thing summery.
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
All three of these letter equations share a similar theme.
Try and figure them out.
P B C = 94 f X 50 f
C or H B C = 84 f X 50 f
J H B C = 74 f X 42 f
MOVIE QUOTE:
"I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a
banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
- Customers Get Their 'QuarterBack' - And A Whole Lot More -
PLANO, Ill. - The Chicago Bears have cost an Illinois
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opening game against their NFL archrival Green Bay Packers.
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
All three of these letter equations share a similar theme.
Try and figure them out.
P B C = 94 f X 50 f
C or H B C = 84 f X 50 f
J H B C = 74 f X 42 f
TEASE ANSWER:
Pro Basketball Court = 94 feet (long) by 50 feet (wide)
College or Highschool Basketball Court = 84 feet (long) by
50 feet (wide)
Junior High Basketball Court = 74 feet (long) by 42 feet (wide)
MOVIE QUOTE:
"I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a
banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in "Vegas Vacation"
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