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Comment The Post Below...
Greetings,
Do you ever feel like the jewelry box on top of your dresser
just isn't the safest place for your diamonds or other good
jewelry that you don't wear every day? Or maybe you don't
like leaving your spare cash in the kitchen drawer when you
are out of town for the weekend.
If you are one of those people who just don't feel comfortable
with your valuables laying around while you're not at home
you're going to want to check out this brand new item we just
picked up. It's called the Hidden Wall Safe and it's designed
to make your valuables practically invisible wherever you
place them.
It's designed to look just like an ordinary wall socket. An
unlikely place for thieves to look! But inside there is plenty
of room to keep your money, jewelry, and other valuables. It's
easy to install and comes with everything you need to do it
yourself.
Click the link below to see how it works. It's a small price
to pay for a little extra security!
Hidden Wall Safe
Okay, have a safe Fourth of July and I'll talk to you next
week!
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
P.S. If you're interested we now have a blog. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Blog
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
See if you can figure out what these words have in common...
Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
MOVIE QUOTE:
"You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are
crazy!"
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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******************** CELEBRITY NOOZ ********************
Kate Hudson confessed she regularly strips and gyrates for
hubby, Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson, to keep their
bedroom antics exciting. But she won't do the sexy routine
every night.
She was quoted, "I don't want to do it too often. It's one
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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ***************
--------- Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places ---------
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Jacksonville man thought it was his
lucky day when a sexy girl from the internet site MySpace.com
wanted to meet up with him. However, it turned out that luck
was against him when he showed up at what she called her home
and two girls robbed him and held him at gunpoint. The victim
said the girl was known on her MySpace profile as "Natalia,"
and included a blurb which said "just lookin' for something
fun.'" When he went to her apartment, two teen girls a-
pproached him saying they knew Natalia. Realizing this was
a set-up, he started to take off when he was stopped. "[One
of the girls] took [a] gun out and put it to my head and
told me to empty my pockets." Since the victim had forgotten
his wallet, they let him go and he called police.
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******************** WEEKLY JOKES *********************
LAFF A DAY:
I've been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day
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cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car,
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50
year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
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CLEAN LAFFS:
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign
on it saying "Free to good home, You want it you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person
looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too un-trusting of this deal, looks to good to be true, so
he changed the sign to read "Fridge for sale $5o". The next
day someone stole it.
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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************
TJ Hooker - Be Cool
Sgt. T.J. Hooker (William Shatner) and Officer Vince Romano
(Adrian Zmed) are trying to take down a gang of thieves.
When they take a hostage, T.J. Hooker lets them know what
he will do if they make any mistakes.
View it at: TJ Hooker - Be Cool
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
See if you can figure out what these words have in common...
Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
TEASE ANSWER:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter,
place it at the end of the word and then spell the word
backwards, it will be the same word.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are
crazy!"
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Danny Glover as Sgt. Roger Murtaugh in "Lethal Weapon"
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