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GOPHER BITS - Friday, October 27, 2006
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Greetings,
Here it is, just days away from yet another Halloween. You
know you're getting old when the mere thought of handing
out handfuls of bite-sized candy bars to dozens and dozens
of little power rangers, ninjas and princesses makes you
twitch.
My idea of Halloween involves plenty of beer, but the last
time I tried to combine that with handing out treats to
trick-or-treaters I got several complaints from parents.
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
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comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Forum
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
I am something that nothing is,
but yet I have a name.
I am sometimes tall and sometimes short.
I join your talks;
I join your sport,
And I play in every game.
What am I?
MOVIE QUOTE:
"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like
it. Pray for death."
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
** For more Teasers and Movie Quotes, click below for a **
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Squirrely's Film Quotes and TV Trivia
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Angelina Jolie Collapses On Set...
Reports are coming out of India that Angelina Jolie collapsed
on the set of her new movie. Angelina who is filming 'A Mighty
Heart' in India has fainted more than once since shooting
started earlier this month.
One source explained: "Angelina was in the middle of filming
when something went wrong... The scene she was shooting on
October 10 was emotional.
"In it, her character, Marianne Pearl, learns that her husband,
Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, has been killed by
terrorists in Pakistan."
They added: "She literally collapsed while filming it."
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
----- Agent Caught Creating Litter and Writing Ticket ------
NEW YORK - A sanitation agent was shown on videotape breaking
light bulbs on the street in front of a restaurant and then
writing a littering ticket to the restaurant's owner, a state
assemblyman said. The video shows the uniformed Department of
Sanitation agent dropping several long fluorescent bulbs in
the Brooklyn street. A street-sweeping truck cleans the mess
soon after, and then the agent writes a $300 ticket to the
restaurant's owner for improper disposal of the lights. The
ticket was issued Oct. 19 less than an hour after the H.K.
Tea & Sushi restaurant's surveillance camera caught the agent
breaking the bulbs.
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
LAFF A DAY:
Ok, it's official. I'm getting old. The other day I was
walking back to my car from the grocery store. Coming into
the store was this smoking hot 19, maybe 20 year old,
blonde. I mean she was hot.
My thought? "I wonder what her mother looks like."
(WARNING! Contains adult humor and language)
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CLEAN LAFFS:
Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the
fare to the train station?"
"Sixty cents," said the driver.
As the bus pulled away the man raced alongside it until the
next stop. When the doors opened again he gasped, "How much
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way."
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************
Office Snake Prank
Have you ever fallen victim to an office prank? Watch this
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secretary decides to play a little office prank. Too Funny!
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
I am something that nothing is,
but yet I have a name.
I am sometimes tall and sometimes short.
I join your talks;
I join your sport,
And I play in every game.
What am I?
TEASE ANSWER: Your Shadow
MOVIE QUOTE:
"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like
it. Pray for death."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
-Robert Grasmere as Frank Wyndham in "Prince of Darkness"
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GopherCentral's Question of the Week
Does the US have the right to bar Space projects by foreign
countries?
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