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Greetings,
The wife has given me a full schedule of Halloween prep-
aration chores and activities for this weekend, so I don't
have much time to sit and chat. I don't have any exciting
stories for you today anyway. The biggest thrill I've had
this week has been frying breakfast sausages without my
pants on.
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
P.S. If you're interested we now have a forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Forum
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
We capture light, and yet we don't.
We reflect rays of sun, and yet we don't.
Without us all the world is gray and dull for everyone.
What are we?
MOVIE QUOTE:
"If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's
fine. But your not dragging me along. Not anymore."
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
** For more Teasers and Movie Quotes, click below for a **
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The Daily Tease
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Squirrely's Film Quotes and TV Trivia
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Go Speed Racer... GO!
The Ultimate Collector's Edition of Speed Racer
Store Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
Now you can get twelve (12) episodes of the 1960s classic
animated action cartoon SPEED RACER in this special
collector's edition DVD. And the best part is, it's at
a special low price.
Watch the exciting adventures of our hero and the memorable
cast of characters including his pet chimpanzee Chim Chim,
his faithful girl Trixie, his faithful mechanic Sparky and
of course the mysterious Racer X. It's 300 minutes of action.
Speed Racer Collectible DVD Series
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Scary Spice Pregnant with Murphy's Baby?
Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is reportedly expecting
boyfriend Eddie Murphy's baby. Word is she's four months
pregnant. It will be Eddie's eighth child and Melanie's
second. According to reports, Melanie confirmed the news
while shopping at Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Holly-
wood on Saturday. She is a frequent customer and admitted
that the pregnancy had left her feeling tired.
In April, Eddie's divorce from his ex-wife Nicole became
final. Eddie has five children with Nicole, a son with
Tamara Hood and another son with Paulette McNeely. Melanie
has a seven-year-old daughter, Phoenix Chi, from her
previous marriage to Jimmy Gulzar. The news comes amid
rumors that the couple are set to tie the knot sometime
next month.
Subscribe to Celebrity Nooz
*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
--Who Wants a Piece of $20 Million Diamond Wedding Cake--
BEVERLY HILLS - Los Angeles organizers concede what's being
called the world's most expensive wedding cake because of
its real diamond frosting likely won't be eaten by anyone.
The $20 million cake was unveiled Monday night in Beverly
Hills as part of the launch of the Luxury Brands Bridal
Show, which begins next weekend. The opulent cake was a
collaboration between Mimi So Jewelers and the cake design
firm Nahid La Patisserie Artistique. CBS News quoted show
organizer Ilona Sherman as saying: "I doubt anyone's going
to eat it. Diamonds are too hard on the stomach."
Subscribe to Bizarre News
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
LAFF A DAY:
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to
come back to his hotel.
When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first
man you ever made love to?"
She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.
"You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."
(WARNING! Contains adult humor and language)
Subscribe to Laff A Day
CLEAN LAFFS:
I overheard my father telling a family friend about my newly-
assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard. I work on a cutter
that escorts cruise ships and international vessels under the
bridges in California's Bay Area. But what my father told his
friend was, "She's involved in some sort of escort service."
Subscribe to CLEAN LAFFS
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I'm Walking Here....
Here's an item (the Telescopic Walking Stick) that I never
really thought I would use. But I decided to try it out
when we went for a walk along a trail a few weeks ago.
It was fun to use.... yes I said fun. When we would come up
to a stream, I would poke at things in it. I also used it
when I wanted to venture off the beaten path, just to make
sure that there were no snakes in front of me. Believe it or
not, it made the walk more enjoyable. Check it out and the
unbelievable low price.
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $8.27
Whether you're an avid hiker or just looking for a little
extra help walking around, the Telescopic Walking Stick is
just what you need. It's fully adjustable to fit your height
and the spring loaded shaft helps reduce strain on your wrists,
back, knees, legs and feet. With a built in compass it will get
you through hard rocky terrain or just across the street.
Make Walking Fun with The Walking Stick
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************
Fat Kid on a Rollercoaster
It's a safe bet that this kid will never ride on a roller
coaster again. The poor guy starts sliding out of his seat
after the ride starts and he just freaks out. It's painful
to watch, but it's hard not to laugh.
View it at: Fat Kid on a Rollercoaster
More great videos for every interest at: www.evtv1.com
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
We capture light, and yet we don't.
We reflect rays of sun, and yet we don't.
Without us all the world is gray and dull for everyone.
What are we?
TEASE ANSWER: Colors.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's
fine. But your not dragging me along. Not anymore."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Josh Hartnett as John Tate in "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later"
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