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GOPHER BITS - Friday, February 9, 2007
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Greetings,
I've made some changes to the content and format of Gopher
Bits. I was hardly getting any feedback from you folks so
I thought I'd shake it up a bit.
The videos seem popular so I've added the top viewed clips
of the week from our video page at www.evtv1.com. You'll
see them right below this column. Plus, I've added one of
our current best-selling products from our Deal Of The Day
newsletter which is extremely popular. You'll find that
at the bottom of the page.
And since they discontinued publishing the Film and TV
Quotes newsletter I'm not doing movie quotes any more.
Sorry.
So feel free to send me comment and let me know what you
think! Have a great weekend.
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
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TOP FIVE (5) VIEWED FOR THE WEEK:
1. Carmen Electra - Electra Style Aerobics
2. Dumb or What?
3. BizarreNews.com: Norway
4. Chappelle: Prince Plays Basketball
5. Anna Nicole Smith - Paramedics Trying To Revive Her
** For more of the newest video every week, click for a **
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Britney Denies Lesbian Affairs...
Britney Spears has denied reports she had a series of
lesbian affairs during her marriage to Kevin Federline.
A rapper, known as Iceman, who says he was close to Britney
and 'K-Fed' during their marriage, says there were scores of
women at wild parties in their Malibu home and that Britney
was the ringleader.
"Britney was into threesomes and girls," he claimed.
"There was tons of porn in the house - but it was mostly
Britney's."
However, Britney's record label issued a fierce rebuttal
Wednesday night, with spokesperson Gina Orr dismissing the
allegations: "It's not true."
The question everyone is asking is this a planted story to
help Kevin get custody of the children?
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
--------- Swedish Web Site Offers Infidelity Testing ---------
STOCKHOLM, Sweden, The Swedish Web site Pappatest.se makes
it possible for suspicious partners to find out if their
significant others have been unfaithful. Although the Web
Site was mainly set up to offer DNA paternity tests, the
company said it would be more than willing to test any samples
sent in to them, The Local reported. "The technique gives
customers the possibility to find out if their partner has
been unfaithful," spokesman Bo Erlandsson told The Local. He
added that although the Web site offers the service, it has
not had very many people use the site to test for infidelity.
"We have just had a couple so far. This service is not some-
thing we beat a big drum about," said Erlandsson. There is
also a catch to the service, besides the fact that it costs
about $450 -- some sort of evidence that the partner may have
cheated must be provided. "There must be a reason to come
to us. For example, a man might suspect that his wife is
unfaithful. If he finds stains in her underwear he can send
it to us. We can then determine if it is sperm. Then we can
find out if it comes from another man or from himself," said
Erlandsson.
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
LAFF A DAY:
Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon
dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house. The first business-
man says, "Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your
wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night and she
was out with another man."
Hirokosan can't believe what he hears, and asks for more
information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is doing
it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith."
Shocked, Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces
her and says, "I am told that you are dishonoring me with a
foreigner of the Jewish faith."
She replies, "That's a lie! Where did you hear such mishugunah?"
(WARNING! Contains adult humor and language)
Subscribe to Laff A Day
CLEAN LAFFS:
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised
by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel:
"An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is
under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from
an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a
'compromising position.'"
"See, I have a problem with that passion business,"
responded the jury candidate. "During my first marriage,
I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All
I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot
him." She wasn't selected for the jury.
Subscribe to CLEAN LAFFS
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************
Uh-Oh - She Is A He
This Motorolla Pager commercial for discreet messaging shows
a friend's warning about the girl he is with. Is it just in
time or just in time to ruin a good time?
View it at: Uh-Oh - She Is A He
More great videos for every interest at: www.evtv1.com
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