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Comment The Post Below...
Greetings,
The wife is dragging me to a wedding tonight so I have to
run home early and change. It is definitely wedding season.
This will be the third I've been to this summer so far.
To tell you the truth I sort of like these Friday weddings.
They still leave almost the entire weekend open.
I'll let you know next week if I catch the bouquet.
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
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TEASE:
Six people go into a store through the underground car park
going to floors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Each person goes to a
different floor in the same elevator, which goes up stopping
at each floor. Eddie's ride is the longest. Angie gets out
before Frankie but after Debbie. Charlie gets out first.
Barbie leaves before Debbie, who leaves at the third floor.
At what floor does each person leave?
MOVIE QUOTE:
"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been
in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment."
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ***************
--------------- 'You Call That A Knife?' -------------------
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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
Six people go into a store through the underground car park
going to floors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Each person goes to a
different floor in the same elevator, which goes up stopping
at each floor. Eddie's ride is the longest. Angie gets out
before Frankie but after Debbie. Charlie gets out first.
Barbie leaves before Debbie, who leaves at the third floor.
At what floor does each person leave?
TEASE ANSWER:
Charlie leaves at the 1st floor.
Barbie leaves at the 2nd floor.
Debbie leaves at the 3rd floor.
Angie leaves at the 4th floor.
Frankie leaves at the 5th floor.
Eddie leaves at the 6th floor.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been
in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment."
MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER:
Eddie Murphy as Det. Axel Foley in "Beverly Hills Cop"
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