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Greetings,
Well, folks, it was a good run, but all good things must come
to an end. The bosses have decided to merge Gopher Bits with
Gophercentral's most popular email publication, Bizarre News.
It's not like you won't continue to get your newsletter. In
fact, you probably won't notice too much difference, except
that Bizarre News gets delivered three times a week versus
only once a week for Gopher Bits, but as far as content is
concerned, a lot of what goes into this publication comes
from Bizarre News anyway!
And you won't be hearing from me any more, you'll be hearing
from the Bizarre News editor, Lewis. So look for your first
issue of Bizarre News next Wednesday. If you don't want to
receive Bizarre News you should scroll to the bottom of this
issue and unsubscribe. That way your email address won't be
merged with the Bizarre list.
Okay, folks, I think that's about everything. Let me just
say that I enjoyed writing this publication for the last
three years and I appreciate everyone who wrote in and
contributed. On behalf of myself, my wife Michele, my son
Justin and my daughter Bella (that's right...if you're sub-
scribed to The Daily Tease you might recognize those names)
thanks for everything!
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Keanu's Porsche Grazes Paparazzi...
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Keanu grazed an unnamed photographer in the way of his
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