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Greetings,
We're almost there...2007! Personally, I can't wait for
this year to be over, but not before we go out in style
the day after tomorrow. By some miracle I actually managed
to secure a baby-sitter for New Year's Eve and the wife
and I are going down town. It's a big banquet thing and
should be a lot of fun. All we have to decide now is who
is going to be the designated driver. I'm thinking rock,
paper, sissors should handle this one.
Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com
P.S. If you're interested we now have a forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Forum
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? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE:
Lascivious here has its sources, Harlots its use apply.
Without it Lust has never been, and even Love would die.
Now tell me what this wonder is, but pause before you
guess it. If you are mother, maid, or a man, I swear you
don't possess it.
MOVIE QUOTE:
"He's Hitler with a tail. He's "The Omen" with whiskers.
Even Nostradamus didn't see him coming!"
*** Answers at the bottom! ***
** For more Teasers and Movie Quotes, click below for a **
F-R-E-E SUBSCRIPTION!
The Daily Tease
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Squirrely's Film Quotes and TV Trivia
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********************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *********************
Legendary singer James Brown dies at 73
James Brown, the undeniable "Godfather of Soul," told
friends from his hospital bed that he was looking forward
to performing on New Year's Eve, even though he was ill
with pneumonia. His heart gave out a few hours later, on
Christmas morning. The pompadoured dynamo whose classic
singles include "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" and "I Got
You (I Feel Good)" died Monday of heart failure, said his
agent.
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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK ****************
---------- Man sues after sex drive boosted ----------------
A man from East Bergholt, England, won a suit against his
employer after he suffered an injury that he claims increased
his sex drive and ruined his marriage. Stephen Tame said an
incident when he fell from a gantry at the bicycle warehouse
he worked at in 2002 caused severe sexual disinhibition that
has strained his relationship with his wife, The Times of
London reported Wednesday. Judge Michael Harris must decide
how much is owed to Tame by Professional Cycling Marketing.
Tame's legal team is asking the judge for about $6.9 million.
Tame, who was married right months before the accident, claims
the incident has caused him to become rude and physically
aggressive. Tame, a devout Christian, said his sexual urges
have caused him to use pornography and visit a prostitute.
"Mr. Tame has a presentation which can be described as 'fatuous
euphoria' and has been significantly disinhibited sexually and
a significant question has arisen in relation to Mr. and Mrs.
Tame's marriage," said Bill Braithwaite, Tame's lawyer. "The
sexual side of their life is pretty troubled and unfortunately
reveals a visit to a prostitute recently."
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********************* WEEKLY JOKES **********************
LAFF A DAY:
Has your girlfriend/wife put on a little weight over the
Xmas period? If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the
morning and then 3 miles again in the evening.
By the end of the week the cow will be 42 miles away.
(WARNING! Contains adult humor and language)
Subscribe to Laff A Day
CLEAN LAFFS:
A hesitant driver, waiting for traffic to clear, came to a
complete stop on the freeway ramp.
Shortly, the traffic thinned out but the driver still waited.
Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried,
"Hey, you jerk! The sign says 'Yield', not surrender!"
Subscribe to CLEAN LAFFS
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JUMBO POP-UP HAMPER
Normal Price: $4.99
DEAL PRICE: $1.99
Okay, I LOVE these. And I use them for just about everything.
With the warm weather coming, they are great for outdoors.
I love to put all the pool toys in them. It allows for them
to dry after being in the pool and it keeps them all together.
Get a few of them. You can use them for so many things. Ideal
for college students, holding toys, and all the laundry you
can fit. The best part is the nylon construction that makes
this light as a feather.
It folds down to 6" and pops up to hold TWO (2) FULL LOADS
of LAUNDRY.
Store it in the closet or in the corner of the room. We
guarantee this will help keep the kids' rooms tidy. This is
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************
Royal Wedding - Dancing on the Ceiling
The lager-than-life Fred Astaire feat of climbing all over
his hotel room is unparallel. No one else could do it and
still look as good.
View it at: Fred Astaire - Royal Wedding
More great videos for every interest at: www.evtv1.com
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? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE:
Lascivious here has its sources, Harlots its use apply.
Without it Lust has never been, and even Love would die.
Now tell me what this wonder is, but pause before you
guess it. If you are mother, maid, or a man, I swear you
don't possess it.
TEASE ANSWER: The letter L
MOVIE QUOTE:
"He's Hitler with a tail. He's "The Omen" with whiskers.
Even Nostradamus didn't see him coming!"
Movie Quote answer:
Nathan Lane as Ernie Smuntz in "Mouse Hunt"
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