Publication: Film Quotes & TV Trivia
"Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?" | |
Subscribe FREE to Film Quotes & TV Trivia by clicking here.
Film Quotes and TV Trivia - Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006
"For Quotes and Trivia You'll Go Nuts Over"
------------------------------------------------------------
`o `o `o `o `o `o Fresh From The Knot-Hole `o `o `o `o `o `o
Fellow Screen and Tube Nuts,
Here it is:
"Good Evening. How's it going? Listen girls, ah, as
your father I feel it incumbent upon me to set the
record straight on the validity of the tale that
Uncle Chet shared with us this evening. I know that
a terrifying story like that, coming from the mouth
of a recognized authority figure, can be traumatizing
for kids like yourselves. I know that because I had
a similar experience with my Uncle Roy and a story he
used to tell about a family that went into the woods
and was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric
patients who had been subjected to violent, hellish,
torturous behavior modification experiments. It seems
they escaped from the metal boxes the army kept them
in, found this family in the woods, fell upon them,
slaughtered them and ate them. Now, that story gave
me nightmares not to be believed. I don't want Uncle
Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way. I'm
here to say that there actually is no bear and that
all of what Uncle Chet was saying was just a yarn
spinning for our entertainment."
- Dan Aykroyd as Roman Craig in "The Great Outdoors"
The Winner Is: Dawn James
Please send me your shipping address and I'll get your
prize out to you soon.
Thanks for playing. I hope you enjoy today's edition
of Film Quotes and TV Trivia. See you next time.
I'm out like selection A5 of the vending machine,
Squirrely
email squirrely
Filmquotes.com
Great FilmQuotes - Watch It Now at EVTV1.com:
Movie Clips
------------------------------------------------------------
The 100 top TV catchphrases from the TV Land cable network.
1-50 Alphabetically
- "Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")
- "And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening
News")
- "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F.
Kennedy)
- "Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph
Kramden, "The Honeymooners")
- "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")
- "Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")
- "Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")
- "Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")
- "De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")
- "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")
- "Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter
Olympics)
- "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")
- "Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible
Hulk")
- "Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")
- "Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")
- "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to
Beaver")
- "God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")
- "Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)
- "Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It
Now")
- "Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")
- "Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen.
McCarthy)
- "Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")
- "Here it is, your moment of Zen" ("The Daily Show")
- "Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")
- "Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")
- "Hey HEY hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")
- "Hey hey HEEY!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")
- "Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")
- "Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")
- "Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living
Color")
- "How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason
Show")
- "How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")
- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)
- "I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")
- "I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The
A-Team")
- "I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)
- "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry,
"Newhart")
- "I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)
- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula
44 ad)
- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James,
"Chappelle's Show")
- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire")
- "It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer
Batteries ad)
- "It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)
- "Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin,
"Saturday Night Live")
- "Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")
- "Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill
Street Blues")
- "Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various
sports events)
- "Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")
- "Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")
- "Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The
Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour")
------------------------------------------------------------
Today's Movie Quotes
------------------------------------------------------------
Comedy
------
Quote: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through
life, son."
Clue: It was the Deltas against the rules... the rules lost!
Sci-Fi
------
Quote: "The justice system works swiftly in the future now
that they've abolished all lawyers."
Clue: Getting back was only the beginning.
Comedy
------
Quote: "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a
rustic setting like this?"
Clue: Never give a saga an even break!
Comedy
------
Quote: "If you were happy every day of your life, you
wouldn't be a human being; you'd be a game show
host."
Clue: Sometimes belonging to the popular clique can be
deadly.
Comedy
------
Quote: "Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"
Clue: One world. One party.
Family
------
Quote: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration,
6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch
ripple."
Clue: It's everybody's non-pollutionary, anti-
institutionary, pro-confectionery factory of fun.
Comedy
------
Quote: Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
Clue: First, he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting
for the Family Jewels.
--------------------Answers At Bottom-----------------------
------------------------------------------------------------
APPLE CIDER VINEGAR PILLS
Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $1.99 per bottle
The #1 ALL NATURAL Diet Product For The Last 50 Years
WILL Help YOU Lose Weight....
The best-selling and most proven All Natural diet aid
available. For the last 50 years hundreds of thousands
of people have successfully lost weight with Apple Cider
Vinegar....
Now you can get this Amazing supplement in an easy and
convenient tablet form. No more bad tasting liquids. And
its even more concentrated in the tablet form. Plus, it
is guaranteed to work for you. If you don't lose the weight
you want with Amazing Apple Cider Vinegar just return it
for a refund. It's JUST $1.99 for 60 Tablets.
Visit: Lose Weight Now
------------------------------------------------------------
***Squirrely's Nut-Buster***
****Guess The Answer to win a prize from Gopher Central*****
"Voilà, the ZF.1. It's light, handle's adjustable for easy
carrying, good for righties and lefties, breaks down into
four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick discreet
interventions. A word on firepower, titanium recharger,
3,000 round clip with bursts of 3 to 300, with a Replay
button--another Zorg invention--it's even easier. One shot
and Replay sends every following shot to the same location.
And, to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies:
rocket launcher; arrow launcher, with exploding or
poisonous gas heads; our famous net launcher; and, the
always efficient flame thrower--my favorite; and, for the
grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System."
Clue #1: There is no future without it.
Clue #2: It Mu5t Be Found
Visit this link to submit your answer and win a prize from
Gopher Central: Nut Buster
------------------------------------------------------------
The Amazing 3D LASER CRYSTAL
** A Magnificent Explosion of Light and Color **
"I bought four crystals to give as Christmas and birthday
gifts. My friends just loved it! The lighted base is what
makes this gift. I highly recommend it for anybody. This
is the kind of gift that any woman would love to have,
and the price is right for any pocketbook. I was quite
impressed with the product and the service. This is a "two
thumbs up" - Mellie
NOW you can get these wonderful pieces of art for just
$4.99 each. An attractive decorative accent for home or
office, great as a paper weight or fascinating ornament.
visit: 3D Crystal
------------------------------------------------------------
----------------- Today's Quotes Answers -------------------
Comedy
------
Quote: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through
life, son."
- John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in "Animal House"
Sci-Fi
------
Quote: "The justice system works swiftly in the future
now that they've abolished all lawyers."
- Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in "Back to the
Future: Part II"
Comedy
------
Quote: "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a
rustic setting like this?"
- Gene Wilder as Jim 'The Waco Kid' in "Blazing Saddles"
Comedy
------
Quote: "If you were happy every day of your life, you
wouldn't be a human being; you'd be a game show
host."
- Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in "Heathers"
Comedy
------
Quote: "Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"
- Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell in "Wayne's World"
Family
------
Quote: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration,
6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch
ripple."
- Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in "Willy Wonka & the
Chocolate Factory"
Comedy
------
Quote: "Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers in "Austin Powers: The Spy
Who Shagged Me"
------------------------------------------------------------
HOME ORGANIZER WITH MAGNETS, DRY ERASE BOARD & KEY HOLDER
Normal Retail: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
Stylish & Functional! Once you get this item into your home
or home office, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
It's perfect for organizing so many things like:
- Keys
- Mail
- Your & Your Families Busy Schedule
- Messages and more...
It even comes with magnets and a dry erase pen! Grab one or
two of these while supplies last. I got two of them... one
is in my kitchen and the other one is a gift for my sister-
in-law. Home Organizer and More!
------------------------------------------------------------
The 100 top TV catchphrases from the TV Land cable network.
51-100 Alphabetically
- "Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")
- "Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show")
- "No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")
- "Norm!" ("Cheers")
- "Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")
- "Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South
Park")
- "Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")
- "One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)
- "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon
ad)
- "Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)
- "Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The
Next Generation")
- "Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns &
Allen Show")
- "Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and
Garth, "Saturday Night Live")
- "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan
Quayle)
- "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)
- "Smile, you're on 'Candid Camera' " ("Candid Camera")
- "Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")
- "Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")
- "Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")
- "Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")
- "Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)
- "Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr.
McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")
- "That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")
- "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay,
"ABC's Wide World of Sports")
- "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")
- "The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")
- "This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")
- "Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)
- "Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")
- "Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino,
"Welcome Back, Kotter")
- "We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan
Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")
- "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")
- "Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church
Lady, "Saturday Night Live")
- "We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed
Sullivan Show")
- "Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)
- "What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip
Wilson Show")
- "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond,
"Diff'rent Strokes")
- "Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)
- "Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")
- "Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")
- "Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")
- "Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")
- "Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological
liar, "Saturday Night Live")
- "You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")
- "You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando,
"Saturday Night Live")
- "You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")
- "You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")
- "You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Tyler
Moore Show")
------------------------------------------------------------
GopherCentral's Question of the Week:
Do you think "Kramer's" recent racist comments will kill
his career?
Please take a moment to share your opinion, visit:
Question of the Week
------------------------------------------------------------
Questions? Comments? Email us at: Email your comments
------------------------------------------------------------
ARCHIVES: Film Quotes and TV Trivia Archives
Here's the link to the Film Quotes and TV Trivia
Forum: The Film Quotes and TV Trivia Forum
------------------------------------------------------------
END OF FILM QUOTES AND TV TRIVIA
Another Gopher Central publication
http://www.gophercentral.com
Copyright 2006 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.
 E-Mail this issue
Subscribe FREE to Film Quotes & TV Trivia by clicking here.
|