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Bloom is Off The Rose After Valentine's Fiasco

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BLOOM IS OFF THE ROSE AFTER VALENTINE'S FIASCO

ABBY: My boyfriend, "Richie," and I have been together three
years. Richie watches his pennies, so I was very surprised 
two days before Valentine's Day to return from a family trip 
and find a gorgeous vase of professionally arranged flowers 
and a small heart-shaped box of chocolates on my coffee table.

I was very impressed, surprised and excited. I asked Richie 
where he got them, and he told me the name of a high-priced 
florist. I was off work the day before Valentine's Day, so 
I went out, bought expensive wine and filet mignon and made 
a fantastic home-cooked meal for him.

When Richie got home from work, I asked him again where he 
got the flowers, and he again named the florist. I asked if 
he really went and got them, and if they were really intended 
for me. (It was just so out of character for him to splurge 
like that. The arrangement must have cost at least $100.) 
When he didn't respond, I probed some more. He finally 
confessed they were from a funeral his parents had attended 
the day before I got home.

Can you believe Richie was trying to pass off flowers from 
a complete stranger's funeral as nice flowers he got me for 
Valentine's Day? He lied to me. Now he says I'm ungrateful 
and that there's nothing wrong with what he did! I told him 
he is greedy and cheap, and the thoughtful thing to do with 
leftover funeral flowers would have been to take them to a 
cancer ward at a hospital or to a local nursing home.

What do you think? Am I overreacting? I'm afraid this may 
be a deal-breaker. 
-- ANN IN GRAND RAPIDS, MICH.

ANN: You're not overreacting. Your feelings are justified. 
You now know exactly what kind of things Richie is capable 
of -- and being generous to make you happy is not on his 
agenda. Wake up and smell the flowers. You have glimpsed 
what your future will be like if you marry him. When it 
comes to making you happy, Richie will always be playing 
the angles, and you will be shortchanged because he is 
cheap.


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ABBY: Will you please suggest a response that will end the 
conversation when someone comments in a negative way on 
how young I look, and asks what I have done? I'm 69, but 
look a decade younger.

I grew up plain and poor, but became a successful 
professional and changed my appearance. I have had hair 
and makeup lessons, advice on clothing and cosmetic 
surgery.

I often receive rude comments from both strangers and 
acquaintances who have chosen to age "naturally." I'm not 
interested in answering their sly questions about cosmetic 
surgery, but because I'm usually accosted in social 
settings, I don't want to be rude. I just want to make 
them realize that I consider their questions impolite and 
want them to shut up. Any ideas?
-- PRETTY CAN BE BOUGHT, WACO, TEXAS

PRETTY (Regardless of how you got that way): Has it not 
occurred to you to be proud of what you have accomplished? 
You are a successful professional, and you should enjoy it 
and all of the "perks" that go with it. You may have grown 
up plain and poor, but you have turned yourself into a 
"swan." Why are you defensive about it? If you can help 
another woman by sharing information, it would be the 
generous thing to do. 

ABBY is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as 
Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline 
Phillips. Write ABBY at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box  
69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069. 
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