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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, April 3rd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a few of your favorite funny sounding words.
1. gherkin
2. wattle
3. squabble
4. Regurgitate
5. thusly
6. Facetious
7. UNDERPANTS
8. flange
9. spouse
10. sphincter
More funny words will be coming at you tomorrow.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is
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"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Q: Why did the baker hurl an insult at the bread dough?
A: To get a rise out of it.
Q: Why did the boy put lipstick on before class started?
A: They were having a makeup exam.
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