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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 30th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I'm trying to think what to have for dinner tonight. I know
it's early, but I'm trying to plan ahead.
I could heat up some frozen pizza. No.
I could nuke some hot pockets. No.
I could cook some ravioli on the stove. No.
Oh, I know! I can keep working at that box of Lucky Charms
Cereal. Soon that decoder ring/whistle will be mine.
Hey, I'm a simple man.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and
stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news
crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
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The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll
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The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy
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The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob,
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Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier
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The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd
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Q: What did the mother skunk say to her teenage skunk?
A: Don't stink and drive.
Q: What do you get when you play country music backwards?
A: You get your dog back, you get your pickup back, you get
your wife back.......
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