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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, April 15th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I went to one of those warehouse discount store and I
bought myself a huge pallet of tortilla chips. I have
never purchased so many chips at one time. I have more
chips than I know what to do with.
I've eaten tortilla chips for breakfast, lunch and dinner
for the past four days. My lips have shrunk so much that
they look like a piece of licorace. I've eaten so many
tortilla chips that I've started bathing in salsa.
With all of this going on I've decided to give up these
delicious tortilla chips and switch to something much
healthier. So I'm going to start eating that huge pallet
of animal crackers that I purchased at the warehouse
discount store.
Oh, look... a rhino.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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