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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 28th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
The worst part of moving is having to go through all of
your crap. I have so much stuff. I have too much stuff.
I've been going through drawers, closets, boxes, crawl
spaces, cabinets, containers, shelves and various other
storage compartments in hopes of whittling down the
outrageous amount of unnecessary crap that I will have
to move into the new house.
I made a sizable dent over the weekend, but I still have
a long way to go. The biggest realization from this whole
experience would have to be the fact that I wasted a lot
of my parents money on clothes, toys, games, comic books,
posters, toys, sporting equipment, bikes, toys, movies,
music and numerous other things that were a major influence
on the person that I am today.
I guess it really wasn't a waste of money then because I
turned out pretty good, but my dad would argue the point...
that I spent a lot of his money, not that I turned out to
be a bad kid.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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