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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, March 27th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Today, I was thinking about the strangest place that I've
fallen asleep. Believe me, I remember quite a few.
The Strangest Places I've Fallen Asleep
1. In The Shower
2. On The Toilet
3. On The Gravitron At The Local Carnival
4. A Mattress Store
5. A Shaft (Don't Ask)
6. The Coat Check At A Very Fancy Restaurant
7. A Laundry Chute
8. A Kitchen Countertop
9. Up In A Tree
10. In The Trunk Of A Car
You think I'm weird, don't you?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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