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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 11th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here's some classic Groaner material:
"Did you ever jump into the shower and forget to remove all
of your close?", asked the man sitting here typing in wet
pants and socks.
Good stuff.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A neat idea for your kid's or teen's room where you might
not want an open flame. Take it with you on your travels to
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This battery operated LED flickering pillar candle can be
used anywhere you would use a regular pillar candle, and
many places you wouldn't. To see a picture or order
visit: SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
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There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking
lot next to their Mercedes.
They were locked out so they were trying to get the door
open with a closet hanger.
The 1st blonde said to the second one, "You need to try
harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What do you get when you bless an avocado?
A: Holy guacamole!
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