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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 2nd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I was sitting at my computer trying to think of funny
sounding words that make me laugh.
Today's word is: Spackle
Spackle does sound funny, doesn't it?
What are some of your favorite funny sounding words? I'd
like to laugh too and I'm sure some of your fellow readers
do to. Please email them to me. I could use a good laugh.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
Email Steve
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Q: What did the mama bird say to the baby bird when she
was tucking the baby bird into bed?
A: Tweet tight.
Q: Where is King Solomon's temple?
A: On the side of his head!
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