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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, April 29th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Just enjoy the jokes today. It will make your day a little
better if you take a little time to laugh.
You'll thank me for it later.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A: Just in case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why does the sky cry?
A: Because it's blue.
Q: Why is it so hard to fool a snake?
A: Because you can't pull its leg.
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