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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 12th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I hope that every mother had a very relaxing, joyous and
special Mother's Day.
I always enjoy celebrating Mother's Day with my family
because we usually barbecue, look at family photos,
visit grandma, wear uncomfortable dressy clothes, talk
about my embarrassing summer at ventriloquism camp, fall
victim to a "wedgie attack", watch Aunt Karen's wig fall
off into the potato salad, dig up the yard in search of
treasure and then enter an arm wrestling contest at the
local biker bar.
It was a Happy Mother's Day. Good Times. Good Times.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: Why did Frankie Avalon refuse to walk a tightrope in his
last beach movie?
A: He was afraid to work without Annette.
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