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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, March 21st 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I can't believe Spring started yesterday, but it did. And
soon the birds will be chirping, flowers will bloom and
snow shovels can finally be thrown into the back of garages
everywhere. Wait a minute, hang onto those snow shovels a
little bit longer. Damn You SNOW!
Have a Happy Easter!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day,
and the preacher was standing at the door as he always
is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and
pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the
Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord,
Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at
Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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