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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 23rd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Here are a few reader comments coming your way.
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Dear Steve and Stacy,
Please -- pleease -- please! Don't move in together until
after your wedding! Statistics show that couples who live
together first have a much higher rate of divorce. I don't
want that to happen to you! Please! Please! Please!
- Linda P.
[Linda, Thanks for your concern, but Stacy and I are
practically living together now and we get along great.
No worries, okay.]
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Oh Steve, the kitchen appliances aren't avocado in color,
are they? 70's flashback time. I hear the shag carpeting
makes you want to disco. Be afraid, be vary afraid. - Fran
[Don't worry, Fran. There won't be any Disco Dancing at our
house. Nothing there is avocado in color and the appliances
are all new. ]
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Other warning signs of stress include nail biting, hair
loss, sweaty palms, dry mouth, knots in your stomach,
anger, inability to concentrate, unproductive worry,
sadness, frequent mood swings, stooped posture, chronic
fatigue, weight gain or loss, depression, erectile
dysfunction, over reacting, acting on impulse, changing
jobs often, using drugs and alcohol, and withdrawing from
relationships. - Sarah
[Is there something wrong?]
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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