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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, May 13th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I was so tired the other morning that I fell asleep in the
shower. I had the most amazing dream during my bath-time
snooze. I imagined that I was swimming the English Channel
and everyone was cheering me on... everyone except this
tuna boat crew.
They taunted and threatened me, but I never let it disrupt
my progress. Suddenly, I was wrapped up in one of their
nets. Unable to escape I began to panic which caused me to
wake up. Thankfully, I was only caught up in the shower
curtain.
That will wake you up faster than a bar of Irish Spring.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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