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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 18th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I was in a very bad mood yesterday. I didn't think that
anything could have turned my frown upside down, but then
Stacy came to my rescue. That's why I love her. She is
always there for me.
We spent the evening together and she was determined to
put a smile on my face. As stone-faced as I was I couldn't
resist her charms. She has this gift. I can't explain it.
She tried many methods to change my mood. Methods like
tickling me, playing naked Battleship, making me my
favorite dinner, watching my favorite tv shows with me
and even talking to me in cartoon character voices. None
of it seemed to have any effect. Then she had me do some-
thing quite unusual.
She only had one idea left, but it was just what I needed.
She had me put on her clothes and she put on my clothes.
This may sound a little weird, but I really enjoyed it.
Needless to say our clothes swap was the perfect way to
get me out of my grumpy funk. I felt like a new man, but
her underwear was giving me a wicked wedgie.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon
from hell?
A: Nothing. No changes occurs.
Q: What do lawyers do after they die?
A: They lie still.
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